You're playing Minecraft, in a cave, looking for diamonds
That's funny, I'm in the same cave, looking for minors
'Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can't even play hopscotch without popping a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfucking shit if y'all
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smoking
And you can't pretend this fucking track ain't smoking
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won't look back when I'm over you, I knew Max when
He only had 4k subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hol' up, 'cause sho'nuff
I fucked every damn chance I've been given
Priapism, never let up, sky's the limit
I'd say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I'm addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that's addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I'm a pedo
I'm surprised I'm not, 'cause my mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought that I was special
I'll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out 'cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen-year-old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I'll at least wait until you're eighteen
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can't stop what happens in my head
'Till I'm dead
I'll be singing
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can't stop what happens in my head
'Till I'm dead (uh)
'Till I'm dead
I'm hiding in the woods behind your house like the Slender Man
But I'm Jewish, so it's pronounced "Slendermann"
Enderman, look at me, never see your friends again
Tell 'em to smash that like button for Benjamins
Call me Benjamin Button, that's adrenochrome, honey
The older I get, the more my demons grow hungry
And Shaelin's a feminist, don't need no feed no feed a ho' money
Plus her hairy armpits make my penis feel funny, oh
I never spare you the details, even if that's what you want
Like your uncle remarried two shemales-new aunts
My grandad used to take baths with my momma when she was fourteen
Guess that's where we started the trauma
There was this one time my dad said he throttled my throat
It was late afternoon, forgot to call on the phone
Sometimes I picture showing up at his house
Shoving a motherfucking gun in his mouth
And my mom? No thanks; don't wanna touch her
Flashbacks of her asking me: "What's a motherfucker?" and she smiled
That's a special kind of incest
I screamed, "Get out!" she put a soft, wet kiss on my neck
I thought we're supposed to be free thanks to Abraham Lincoln
But now you're all too scared to say what you're thinking?
You're a victim? Fuck that! I cancel cancel culture!
Don't listen to these bitches (watch), I can handle vultures
Dealing with these batches of weasels like diesel patches
Why's CreepShow Art riding my D so hard?
Fucking sociopath, yeah, you preying folks while you doodle
I'll steal your motherfucking fans to stay afloat like pool noodles
I'm a shit YouTuber? Maybe I'm too human
I tell the truth to ya, balls like Jupiter
Plus some pubic hair, shoot for the moon like Ed Boon
Look to La Luna, now gimme my Pulitzer
They say bullets are the cure for whatever I got
I say you can fantasize about whatever you want (sex and violence)
Just be yourself, really, fuck they gonna do?
And if I still love me, you know I love you too
But are you ready for the most fucked up line of the song?
Where you tear your hair up thinking if it's right or it's wrong?
Is he trolling, mentally ill, or just horrible?
You know the scariest thing about me? I'm normal
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can't stop what happens in my head
'Till I'm dead
I'll be singing
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can't stop what happens in my head
'Till I'm dead (uh, uh)
'Till I'm dead
♪
Fuck