I am a one-way driver I'm going back to my home I am a one-way driver And I know what it's like to live alone I was a lonely man until the day you said "Hello, boy, what's the plan with standing on your own Playing the victim Waiting for someone to talk to you?" There was a fire right across the street I thought I'd show you, we would often meet And go on day trips to all those beaches I was burned but I was happy enough I am a one-way driver I'm going back to my home I am a one-way driver And I know what it's like to live alone Off the couch and back to her bed There's only one way to stop the rot So do your best, do your very best To look after all your friends Or there'll be lonely days There will be lonely days ahead I am a one-way driver I'm going back to my home I am a one-way driver And I know what it's like to live alone I was a lonely man until the day you said "Hello, boy, what's the plan with standing on your own Playing the victim Waiting for someone?"