I can read you like an analog clock
Which is to say
Not as well as I'd like to
But I try to
I think I missed the day in school, where they taught you not to waste your youth
I guess
Everybody's got a couple crooked teeth
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every rat in the rat race
In the maze went the wrong way
Everybody's got a couple left feet
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every cat in the cat tree
Lost a life in a palm tree
Don't hide your left incisor and
Don't let them criticize your crooked teeth
So if hurt spills out of my mouth
Don't give me credit
I'm basically an infant with a bank account
I once even enjoyed Arby's
I'm never comfortable at parties
Everybody's got a couple crooked teeth
No one knows exactly what they mean
When they say
Every bird in the bird bath
With a stone is a blood bath
Everybody's got a couple left feet
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every mouse in the mousetrap
Thought she'd just found a nice snack
So don't hide your left incisor
And don't let them criticize your crooked teeth
Don't hide your left incisor
And don't let them criticize your crooked teeth
Everybody's got a couple crooked teeth
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every rat in the rat race
In the maze went the wrong way
Everybody's got a couple left feet
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every cat in the cat tree
Lost a life in a palm tree
Everybody's got a couple crooked teeth
No one knows exactly what they mean
When they say
Every bird in the bird bath
With a stone is a blood bath
Everybody's got a couple left feet
No one knows exactly what they mean
Like they say
Every mouse in the mousetrap
Thought she'd just found a nice snack
So don't hide your left incisor
And don't let them criticize your crooked teeth