Welcome
And enter the centre
Of my Super Mario adventure
My girl's trapped on the other side of town
So I'm movin' in leaps and bounds
Folks around my way think I'm strange
But there's a villain to blame
Even my ma, she thinks I'm crazy
But I got to rescue to Daisy
There ain't...
There ain't...
There ain't no place like Super Mario Land
(You now have two minutes)
I'm back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
And I'm rejuvenated and I'm remixed
I took planes, trains and automobiles
And for real got ill in Brazil
I'm the Wizard of Oz while on tour
And got raw in Singapore
And I'm eatin' sushi in Japan
But there ain't no place like Super Mario Land
There ain't...
There ain't...
There ain't no place like Super Mario Land
(There is now one minute left)
Check this out (Let's go)
She's my lady
My pride and joy
'Cause to her I'm a hero
Not a toyboy, so I'm
Climbing mountains
Swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees
Down secret tunnels
In dark rooms
Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Folks out there might think that I'm crazy
But I got to rescue Daisy
(Let's go)