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Today a bird flew into my window and died
Then I took my ice cream and I sat there and cried
Then I fucked you bitch in her pussy and-, all night
Yeah, yeah, that's how I do, yeah I fuck that shit
Yeah, I fuck that shit I really do not care
Do not talk to me unless you have stupid long hair
My life's a scary movie like Blair-
Witch, you girl's a dumb bitch
Okay, then that bird flew in my window, then it died
Then I sat there and ate ice cream and I cried
Yeah, my girl's an e-girl, but okay
When I was a kid one time, I thought I was gay
My teacher failed me but he said it'll be okay
Sometimes I watch Steve put MRE's on the tray
I got server connection lost into my game
I'm feelin' all pain, I'm doin' not okay
I'm 'bout to queue up, I'm 'bout to hit it up
My girl in the laundry that's when she got stuck
And she asks me for help, that's when she got fucked
Yeah, 100 stacks, yeah, I put that shit on a buck
Can't believe they banned Doctor for stupid shungite
No I'm not talkin' Suge Knight, think he's locked up or something
Came back from the dentist, yeah, he fucked my ass up
Now I'm pourin' liquor inside my double cup
No content to watch now I'm feelin' fucked up
My alert just told me to shut the fuck up
My mom just tried to call me and I did not pick up
I cannot believe Will Smith is a fucking cuck
My bird flew into my window then died
Yeah, it turns out it was my bird that's why I'm cryin'
I'm about to jerk off and I really don't know why
Yeah, I realized, yeah, that's me, I'm that guy
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Yeah, sometimes I wonder where I'm supposed to be
Which dude am I supposed to be?
Should I stream or should I just watch xQc?
I don't know why but I can only count to three
Some dude just hacked my password, fuck, it was 123
I owned your mom and then she said GG
Please do not tell my girl, please don't tell Gigi
I'm killin' this beat on Audacity
How dare they ban Doc, the audacity
Now it feels wrong when I spam forsenCD
I tried to invite her but she's in a party
There's no way this guy is better than me
He mains mid and I'm an ADC
You play support you are meant for me
I can buy you every skin
I don't care if they call me simp
I'll help you get more wins, I'll heal you like a Paladin
You can play with him sometimes, you can call me Will Smith
Some- bird and some shit, I don't know why
I talkin' 'bout birds I just wanna die
Not really, my life's pretty good
I got a lot of subs and I- YEP
Emote in the chat
I've been doin' that
This is the fuckin' outro
Call me your bro
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