Hey, cutie
I found your profile online
You said you wanted someone with a brain
Hey, that's me
So we got to talking right away
I got excited when you said that you would eat me ou-
Wait! That's my arm
What are you doing?
When I mentioned S&M, this is not what I meant
You're so cute
In a dumb and always hungry sorta way
You're kinda mute
But baby, I know what you're tryna say
My friends, they stay away 'cause
You're probably contagious
And sure you like eating guts but I'm distracted because
The way you moan my name is driving me insane
How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating a...
Zip up your coat, let's go dancing
Oh, that's right you... Lost your leg in a fight
Just wondering,
Does this fight have anything to do with that weird virus outbreak from last week I
Heard that people were getting brutally murdered and I thought maybe... No?
Okay!
But while we're still on the subject
Lately you've been smelling pretty bad
And also,
Will you please stop biting my arm? Jeez
You're the most handsy date I've ever had
You're so cute
In a clumsy and violent sorta way
So why are people so rude?
It's not your fault your skin's kinda grey
But they all still stay away 'cause
You're probably contagious
And sure you like eating guts but I'm distracted because
The way you moan my name is driving me insane
How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating...
Another fight tonight, I think that I'm feeling weak
I've given so much of me
So many literally pieces of me
Literally
My friends stay away 'cause
You're probably contagious
But that's outrageous
I think that they just
Can't see how lovely you are, how you've devoured my heart
The way you moan my name is driving me insane
How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating a
Zombie, yeah
I'm dating a zombie
This might actually change things, I didn't realize this until now
I'm dating a zombie