Oscar Buckshot Hayride I'ma pass by Ha-Ha-Hauntaholics Real Haunted Mound (Haunted hayride, I'ma pass by) (It's another Friday night, I'ma drink drive) Hah, Haunted hayride Yeah Haunted hayride I'ma pass by It's another Friday night, I'ma drink-drive Flashing blue light, at the wrong time If they catch and pull me over that's a DUI Haunted hayride I'ma pass by In the shadows under cover of a nighttime Fuck a stop sign I'm speedin' through a stop sign And fuck a red light I'm breakin' every red light Nothin' good, never ever getting better Too much in my system, someone call the poison center Birds of a same feather flock together Haystacks tied down, never fear the weather I'ma drive the wrong way down the highway Haunted hayride creepin' up your driveway I'm retarded told my doctor I want adderall Sick and tired of these motherfuckin' dirty cops Spun out, I'm fucked up, I black out and pass out I choke on my vomit on my bedroom floor now I wake up, I crawl out, hayride what we burn out Sunrise, birds sing, I'm still awake Haunted hayride I'ma pass by It's another Friday night, I'ma drink-drive Flashing blue light at the wrong time If they catch and pull me over that's a DUI Haunted hayride I'ma pass by In the shadows under cover of a nighttime Fuck a stop sign, I'm speedin' through a stop sign And fuck a red light, I'm breakin' every red light Haunted hayride I'ma pass by In the shadows under cover of a nighttime Fuck a stop sign, I'm speedin' through a stop sign And fuck a red light, I'm breakin' every red light