Stretched out on stretchers, I lay my head back My wallet's stretched pretty thin The most expensive cab ride ever conceived I bet my insurance loves me At least somebody loves me At least somebody loves me At least somebody loves me like the dollar sign I am I'd give you an arm, I'd give you a leg Just to check out my remaining arm and leg Can you fix me Can you prevent it all in the first place Hung up on hang-ups, I can hardly relate That's not how I do business No time for patients, please hone your patience Don't call us we'll call on you Succumb to care so reactionary Become one of the numb sum Heaved up to heaven and I can't help but laugh I guess the big guy likes me I guess the big guy likes me I guess the big guy likes me I guess that we're going steady I guess that we're going steady And you are exactly who you're supposed to be, supposed to be And you are exactly who you're supposed to be, supposed to be