Stop, you gonna make me cry You mean to tell me that some guy He took your heart and left you in a spin I'm stupified by what your saying Hey, wait, do you hear something playing? I think it's the world's smallest violin Boo frickin' hoo So some guy's been frickin' you Well, we all get fricked around from time to time No frickin' ands or ifs or buts You think you're special you're frickin' nuts It just what boys and girl were born to do Boo frickin' hoo ♪ So I guess that you must be The first girl in our history To wake and find that her true love has gone The first one to be left alone Well, get me Jerry Lewis on the telephone And we'll get you a great big telephone Boo frickin' hoo I'm sure you fricked somebody too And you live to frick someone over again It's a vicious frickin' ugly cycle First Mark fricks Meg then Meg fricks Michael The frickin' never frickin' ends it's true Boo frickin' hoo