Think about some orphans And how destitute they are Think about your kitten That was hitten by that car Think of how you never got to tell Mr.Whiskers 'Goodbye' Tonight, for once, you're gonna be The one of us to cry ♪ Think about that that Smiths song You never let me play Think of how the rainforest is shrinking every day Think of all those birdies Who are now too sad to fly Tonight, for once, you're gonna be The one of us to cry 'Cause I spent too many nights Reaching for the tissues You tell me I've got issues But my issue is you suck I'm gonna make you tear up Just like you do to me I will help you chear up Even dually ♪ Think about the time you got stood up for the prom Think about the way that hunter blasted Bambi's mom Think of all your friends And how someday they'll all die Tonight, for once, you're gonna be The one of us to cry