I've never been very lucky with girls But then I'd never met Sharon Now I have, I'm in love 'Cause we've been going out for two months I see her on Wednesday and Saturday And on Sunday afternoon On Wednesday Sharon goes babysitting For her mum's friend Mrs Higgins I go with her to watch telly The kids are horrible and the house is dead smelly But it's all worth it 'cause when they've gone to bed We start snogging on the sofa Yeah, yeah, I love Sharon Yeah, yeah, she loves me Yeah, yeah, we love each other And we're so happy Then on Saturday night we go To the bus shelter at the end of the road We sit in it and mess about And then we go and buy some chips I love Sharon and she loves me And we are going steady And one day when we save up We are going to get married Then on Sunday afternoon We usually go to the museum I don't look at what's in there 'Cause when I'm with Sharon I couldn't care Less I used to think that girls didn't like me But Sharon's a girl, and she loves me She says I'm dead sexy and butch And much better looking than Starsky and Hutch And when we go out for a walk Sometimes other girls look at me I used to think that I was dead ugly But now I know I'm not bad looking really Oh, I love you Sharon And you love me, don't you? And when we've saved up, we're going to get married And your mum and dad like me, I think And my gran says you're dead nice Yeah, oh right, yeah Oh, I love Sharon And Sharon loves me