When I met you It was midway through the summer Wearing dungarees Like a Dexy's Midnight Runner We spent three or four weeks together And hit the rocks in no time whatsoever I've chewed right through the end of my tether It looks like we ain't gonna live forever in clover Call me arrogant, perhaps I am But I ain't a tramp and this little romance Is over... it's all over Every time there's a break in the conversation You imagine I'm lost in admiration You may be cute but you ain't no sensation And I can do without the aggravation Whoever might be my ideal dream I know it ain't gonna be some teenage poser You still think I wanna get into your pants You're crazy baby, this little romance Is over... it's all over You call me hard and cold You must be joking When I get close You only put the spoke in Please don't bother to write or try to phone me I know you tell your friends how you've outgrown me How come you're acting so surprised I keep my ears and both of my eyes wide open Why bother giving it one more chance The magic's missing, this little romance is over I don't give a monkey's, don't give a damn I'm happier now this little romance Is over... it's all over