We got water in bottles for a dollar a litre Melamine Chippendale by the metre Beer without alcohol, twice the price Meat free sausages, nice nice nice So sit up and listen to the marketing man We can save the environment for twenty five grand We just need a brand new executive car Just how green do you think we are? Green green green... a lovely BMW is Green green green... oh yeah Green green green... just buy a new detergent and you're Green green green green green green green green... green It's an eco-revolution using market forces As we carry on guzzling the world's resources There's a special green credit card to help the poor It's just an excuse to sell you more more more The nuclear fools are getting in on the act Even late lamented Maggie's been saluting the flag And if she gives a shit about the ozone layer Then I'm a banana and a poll tax payer Green green green... they're cynical and greedy but they're Green green green... oh yeah Green green green... they'll sell you up the Amazon Green green green green green green green green... There's a gaping hole in the enterprise zone And there's human pollution half a mile from home All the biodegradable teenage creeps Who beg in the subways, sleep on our streets Recycle paper to escape the cold Breathing lead-free fumes at the side of the road... they're Green green green... they're chilling out together, 'cause they're Green green green... oh yeah Green green green... they're ice cool, baby Green green green green green green green green... green