If you're gonna be so ill tempered, I don't know why you're still around There ain't no curfew on hard living in this poorly painted town So leave bottle where you found it, and let me lay here on the ground Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down I drinking when I met you, and I'll be drunk when you leave And I'll be drinking to forget you, I guess I'll do just what I please Well a woman is just a memory is just a memory from which the bottle gives relief Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just give me grief. Waking up drunk makes me happy, and I'm about as happy as I can be. In one end and out the other, you got a sister, you got a brother Take the piss, but give a holler, I'll see you when you lose your collier And I know more about my future than I do about my past So if you got something that you wanna tell me, baby You better make it fast Shot of whisky, glass of stout That'll cure a ghost sound Waking up drunk makes me happy, lately you just bring me down Whoa-oh you just bring me down X 4