Put some jingle bells on your harness Christmas time is finally upon us So many ways to celebrate tonight Despite our fun and festive intentions We will still both end up with yeast infections But i still feel peppermint fresh inside Candy cane strap on Sweet and minty in this yuletide song Candy cane strap on This won't be a silent night There's one thing on my Christmas list It stings but its fine cause I'm a masochist I hope i find it under our tree And we'll run upstairs to try it out Santa wont hear our screams and shouts But its too bad we're staying with your family Candy cane strap on Sweet and so minty in this yuletide song Candy cane strap on This won't be a silent night No, No Candy cane strap on Sweet and so minty in this yuletide song Candy cane strap on This won't be a silent night