Isn't it awful When your "check engine" light comes on and You just got an oil change on it? Then your gas runs out, so now you're walking, you're walking And now my fucking feet hurt And it's hot outside, feel like a fever And the sweat starts coming through my t-shirt Then I remember I forgot to pay the meter, damn Can't help but think it could be my fault If everything around me's unreliable And maybe I'm the asshole If everyone I talk to is an asshole, hmm I didn't sign up for this, nobody told me I'd have to put up with this shit, feel like they owe me Just for the inconvenience, the world has shown me This whole entire situation is bologna It feels like every time I blink, I miss the best part And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts But if you said I was entitled to a re-start I wouldn't do it again Isn't it awful When your dog takes a piss on the carpet And you just ran out of paper towels? So, you don't got shit to clean it up with, up with So, you head out to the market It's a ten-minute walk, and you're starving But, you already left your apartment Then, you remember you forgot to bring your wallet, damn Can't help but think it could be my fault If everything around me's unreliable And maybe I'm the asshole If everyone I talk to is an asshole, hmm I didn't sign up for this, nobody told me I'd have to put up with this shit, feel like they owe me Just for the inconvenience, the world has shown me This whole entire situation is bologna It feels like every time I blink, I miss the best part And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts But if you said I was entitled to a re-start I wouldn't do it again