Stay with me My love, you've come and gone too much I'm tired of sitting on your shelf collecting dust You take long vacations In tropical locations And never pick me up and play my song I'll warp myself, it's been too long Stay with me My love, you've come and gone too much You used to play me like I was the six of clubs Now you're in Tahiti Without me, guilt free I'll warp myself, and blame the heat Oh, my love, I don't know why you've kept me here If you've had enough, put me out with your cans of beer I'll send love from the landfill And with that love, do what you will I'll warp myself, so Oh, my love, Oh, my love, Darling, my sweetest love Oh, my love, love, love Oh, my love Oh, my love, I don't know why you've kept me here I know you've had enough, you won't let me go because of fear So I'm letting you get rid of me Go live in that western My sentimental value isn't worth Leaving me upon your shelf, it hurts I'm sitting here collecting dust and dirt So a landfill can't be any worse