I'll start with one of my most requested songs
'Cause it does have some audience participation in it
And, I'm not going to tell you what the audience participation is
I've put some plants in the audience, shout-
Shout if you're an audience plant?
Oh, good
And they'll do it and then you can, like
Get the idea from them and do it in the next verse
It's called Newton the Cyborg
I'm sure you've heard of Newton, a scientist of pedigree
Came up with many physical laws, discovered gravity
But there are some things you won't know
Let me see
There are seven colors in the rainbow 'cause newton wanted there to be
In his spare time he secretly studied alchemy
An apple falling on his head is just a fallacy
And also he's a time travelling cyborg (Wait, what?)
Newton the Cyborg's living in Hawaii
Proving adequately his first theory
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi
When he was an MD, he said one sentence, nothing more
And that was 'cause there was a draft
And he wanted someone to close the door
Newton's eighth law is there is no Newton's ninth law
Newton's ninth law is, yes there is (Wait, what?)
Newton the Cyborg's living in Hawaii
Proving adequately his first theory
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi
He predicted the apocalypse, 2036 A.D.
And as he's a time traveller, I'm inclined to agree
Or maybe it's his cyborg powers hypnotising me
Also, Newton invented Marmite (Wait, what?)
Newton the Cyborg's living in Hawaii
Proving adequately his first theory
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi
He's got psychic powers and lasers for eyes
Famous scientist is just a big disguise
He was J.R. Tolkien's ghostwriter
He taught Beethoven to symphonise
And I hear he travels with The Mechanisms (Wait, what?)
Newton the Cyborg's living in Hawaii
Proving adequately his first theory
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi
Newton the Cyborg's living in Hawaii
Proving adequately his first theory
Bodies at rest tend to stay at rest
And also pick up chicks and drink bacardi