Ladies and gentlemen
Please fasten your seatbelts
Strap yourselves in
Because what you are about to experience
Is going to be
The wildest ride
Of your lives
Are you ready to experience
The most astounding phonic landscape you've ever heard?
Are you ready to expand your musical horizons beyond imagination?
Are you ready to experience something new
Something radical
Something
Dangerous
On the bass, the master of sound, it's
DECIBEL DANIEL
♪
On the drums, the finest Milton Keynes has to offer
It's the one and only
MILTON KEARNS
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Riffs so hot they'll make your momma say the F-word, it's
RAINBOW "CARICATURE" THE ROCK
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Setting fire to our knees with their skills on the keys, it's
OCTAVIA DYSON and SCALECTRIX SALLY
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Providing backing vocals, it's
EAST SHROPSHIRE PARISH CHOIR
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On the iPad, the world-famous sound-maker, give it up for
DOCTOR SOUND
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We're gonna need someone on secondary percussion
Let's get him on the stage, we all know who it is, it's
UNCLE LIMBS
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On the ondes martenot, it's none other than
MIKEY "JOHNNY GREENWOOD" TEAL
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Singing their hearts out on co-operative lead vocals, please welcome
BEYONCÉ and NOEL EDMONDS
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A man who needs no introduction, on the djembe
GLADIATORRRRRRRS
AREEEE. YOUUUU. READDDDDDYYYYYY
♪
YES
And now, the moment you've been waiting for
The only man who can sing three notes at the same time, it's
JAMES "AC DC" BRIOCHE
HELLO WEMBLEY!
It's fantastic to be here tonight
A big shoutout to our supporting act
BUENA VISTA SNOOKER CLUB
You guys absolutely shredded it!
D'jaknow what?
This album
This album right here
I think this is the best album
The single most amazing album
You'll ever listen to
Right gang!
ARE YOU READY?
This is gonna be sick! I'm really feeling it!
Let me hear you say it
ARE YOU READYYY?
I didn't hear you
ARE YOU READYYYYYY?
(YES FOR FUCKS SAKE)
Are you absolutely sure?
I'm gonna ask one more time
ARE YOU READYYYYYYYY?
OK gang, this is it! On four, OK!
ONE!
TWO!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
THREE AND A HA- oh shit I've lost count
ONE!
TWO!
ONE!, TWO!!, THREE!!!, FOUR!!!!
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THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!