Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller (x4) But if she did He'd a taken her to Paris And if she did She'd have smoked a lot of opium And if she did She'd have dyed her hair blue And if she did She might be alive Oh-ohh Henry Miller Oh-ohh Marilyn Monroe Oh-ohh Henry Miller Oh-ohh Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller She lived outside the Tropic of Capricorn Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller I don't even know if she knew Henry Miller But if she did He'd a taken her to Paris And if she did They'd have fucked every day And if she did She'd have felt like a woman Not a photogragh In a magazine Oh-ohh Henry Miller Oh-ohh Marilyn Monroe This is not a knock against Arthur Miller Death of a Salesman is my favorite play But Marilyn Monroe Should have married Henry Miller And if she did She might be alive Cause if she did He'd have taken her to Paris Tied her to the bed And eaten dinner off of her And okay maybe She'd have died the same, anyway But if she did She'd have had more fun Oh-ohh Henry Miller Oh-ohh Marilyn Monroe Oh-ohh Henry Miller Oh-ohh Marilyn Monroe