Your heroes all got Teleprompters I got a bucket of beer Stay out in your cornfield Mister We'll have a good time in here I got my GPS and my Hoody And my one guitar that stays in tune And if all goes well I'll see you on the moon Sometimes your heroin's heroin Sometimes coffee, sometimes a girl Sometimes you gotta get away from something Far as you can in the world I got my GPS and my Hoody And my one guitar that stays in tune And if all goes well I'll see you on the moon See you in hell See you in Texas See you in my dreams See you in the rain See you in my rearview See you on the radio See you in the clubhouse In Californi-ay Never seen a barrier I coulda gone around That I didn't just barrel through I'm going up to Alberta Didn't know what else to do I got my big old van and my rice cakes And my helium balloon Hope you get my postcard From the Indiana dunes I got my GPS and my Hoody And my one guitar that stays in tune And if all goes well I'll see you on the moon