Went to the confessional and honey I confessed Said a Hail Mary and then chucked the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Went and caught a pheasant and I grabbed her by the breast Plucked a tail feather and then chucked the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh chuck the rest Down in Weeziana there's a standardized test You drink the blood of witches and then chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest This is what the aliens will do with the west Grab Wyoming and then chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh chuck the rest Back in the confessional I bowed and I confessed Drank the holy water and then chucked the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest Ooh chuck the rest Mama drank Colgate, Daddy drank Crest Gramma drank the red wine and said chuck the rest Ooh, chuck the rest