When he said he wanted to be a salmon Pink and red and able to change sex I later made a joke to my buddies But I knew exactly what he meant Don't take me back, back to your old days They were not good and they were not golden Mama mia, here we go again One more reminder of what lives beneath Tentacles slapping wet up on the floorboards There's a knock at the door, no you can't come in 2002, standing on my bed frame Arms crossed like a vampire, I fell Commanding the gay ghost from my body I attempted an exorcism on myself Don't take me back, back to your old days They were not good and they were not golden