Crackin' his knuckles on two and four Pretentious, self-serious and wildly insecure Victorian dream of life in symmetry Holdin' tight to the backbeat like a rope in tug-of-war Leave perfection to the fool For the dancers and the doulas and acrobats alike Well, everyone's scared and everyone's a sinner Easy does it, boy, we're all just beginners Everything is gonna be alright Burn one down with the dead Ain't always peaches and paradise But it'll be alright Alright Give up your place in line Step right up for the erosion of man There ain't no secret door And this carnival ride's all rusted inside Portable steel, fueled by disease With cables and ropes just a-swayin' in the breeze Well, he's a virgo with vertigo just countin' on his toes Calculatin' odds when the handbrake's to go Everything is gonna be alright Burn one down with the dead Ain't always peaches in paradise But it'll be alright Everything is gonna be alright Burn one down with the dead Ain't always peaches in paradise But it'll be alright Roll up a dutchie with jerry He'll teach you how to forget Bend an elbow in the moonlight And it'll be alright Alright