What a compliment, they say he's got chiseled features A face like granite would be fair Wrestled with the thought, he may be one of God's creatures I'd rather wrestle with a bear Go and do your duty And if anyone complains Make them understand That muscle men have got no brains I had to pinch myself just to see if I was dreaming Woke up in hospital today What a poor excuse when they asked him for the reason "He wasn't dancing the right way" Keep the place in order Shirt and suit and black bow tie Say it's provocation Muscle Men don't ever lie Keep the place in order Shirt and suit and black bow tie Muscle Men don't ever lie