She's wrapped in a blanket, Sunday morning Hurting and working on a Pedialyte Missed the church bell, asking herself "Girl, what the hell did you do last night?" 'Cause was one text led to her ex's bed And clothes all over the place She was summa cum laude, But at 1 AM that wasn't the case Drunk people do dumb things They pick it up when the phone rings Saying things that they don't mean Like "I want you back, the key's under the mat" Yeah, they forget about the heartbreak Never thinking 'bout the next day Til it's too late, you can't take it back now But it's okay, don't let it get you down Drunk people do dumb things He's standing in the shower thinking about her Considering drinking a bounce back beer Saying why did I get drunk, mad 'cuz he slipped up 'Cause getting over her took all last year Now he's all torn up wishing she'd come back He thought he was smarter than that But drunk people do dumb things They pick it up when the phone rings Saying things that they don't mean Like "I want you back, the key's under the mat" Yeah, they forget about the heartbreak Never thinking 'bout the next day Til it's too late, you can't take it back now But it's okay, don't let it get you down Drunk people do dumb things Oh, drunk people do dumb things Hey, you up? Yeah, what's up? It's been a while, I miss you I miss you too Semi colon smile What you doing right now, can I come meet you? Drop me a pin, be there in ten Drunk people do dumb things They pick it up when the phone rings Saying things that they don't mean Like "I want you back, the key's under the mat" Yeah, they forget about the heartbreak Never thinking 'bout the next day Til it's too late, you can't take it back now But it's okay, don't let it get you down Drunk people do dumb things Oh, drunk people do dumb things