I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober It loosens my tongue and makes me feel bolder I'm in the mood to do a little drinkin' tonight Like it or not, this is on my mind I could sit here silent or get drunk and confide Bar keep 'nother round, I can't keep it inside Excuse me miss, could I buy you a cocktail? You're so pretty and I just love the way that you Hey, are those real? Huh, Oh no, I mean your eyes, of course They're so beautiful and hey, where you goin? Come on I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober It loosens my tongue and makes me feel bolder I'm in the mood to do a little drinkin' tonight Like it or not, this is on my mind I could sit her silent or get drunk and confide Bar keep 'nother round, I can't keep it inside Roger, there are existential, Physical and spiritual reasons why man cannot live by bread alone It's not a simple thing in life It's very complex, it takes a long time and it's excellent What is it Radney? Brisket And beer I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober It loosens my tongue and it makes me feel bolder I'm in the mood to do a little drinkin' tonight Like it or not, this is on my mind I could sit her silent or get drunk and confide Bar keep 'nother round, I can't keep it inside Now a friend of mine that drinks to an alarming amount Tells me it's not what goes in a man's mouth that defiles him But rather what comes out So as I sit here tonight, I worry not about what I'm drinkin' But rather, how much I'm speakin' 'cause it seems every time I say when I drink what I think when I'm sober It loosens my tongue and it makes me feel bolder I'm in the mood to do a little drinkin' Tonight (I'll do a little bit of drinkin' tonight) Like it or not this is on my mind I could sit here silent or get drunk and confide Bar keep 'nother round, I can't keep it inside