Well, hey there, buddy, where ya been? I ain't seen ya since I don't know when Oh, I've been out here with the band Between the Red and the Rio Grande But I'm about to jump off of this highway Well, swing on by if you're coming my way Mi amigo, why don't we go Down to San Antonio? Chase some señoritas all around Corn tortillas, mas tequila It sure is good to see you You're the best amigo I have found Mi amigo Mi amigo Hey, is that Big Tex? No, man, that's Ray His thumb's out in the wind our way He hitchhiked all the way from Maui You say "aloha" and I'll say "howdy" "Mahalo," boys, means "thank you" in Hawaii And I'll pick up the tab if you're buying Mi amigo, why don't we go Down to San Antonio? Chase some señoritas all around Corn tortillas, mas tequila Sure is good to see you You're the best amigos I have found Mi amigo Mi amigo (Woah-ho) Mi amigo Mi amigo Someday, we'll drive these Texas plates Park beside those pearly gates You're the best amigo I have found Yeah, you're the best amigo I have found