Habits, people say I'm gonna have to change my ways But habits, habits don't care what the people say They hurt a lot more the older I get But the truth is, it's just too late to quit They're kicking my ass, but I just can't kick these habits Whiskey, can ruin your life and make you go insane Women, you know Randy, they can make you do the same damn thing Well one hurts your heart, one hurts your head They both make you wanna smoke a cigarette They keep kicking my ass, but I can't kick these habits So I'll be Haggard, and I'll be Jones I'll get drunk, and I'll get stoned We'll just stay here all night long 'Til we're the last two honkys in this honky-tonk It's a low down cryin' shame But we're having us too much fun to change Man, I love these dang old habits They're gonna catch up to us one day Nah, Wade, I doubt it They'll probably gonna get you first anyway (haha) So make mine a double, and I'll have a shot There ain't no tellin' how much time we got They're kicking our ass, but we can't kick these habits ♪ So I'll be Haggard, and I'll be Jones I'll get drunk, and I'll get stoned We'll just stay here all night long 'Til we're the last two honkys in this honky-tonk It's a low down cryin' shame But were having us too much fun to change Man, I love these dang old habits Yeah, man, I love these dang old habits Yeah, they're hard to break little buddy Same one's I've always had