It'll take you to a bar It'll take you to the moon When you're two months late It'll take you to a church too soon Seventeen says go But the bible says, "Wait" In the back of a Chevy It'll tell you that you're ready when you ain't It turns love into drama It turns girls into mamas Yeah, that first time won't ever let you forget Wouldn't be here without it We don't like to talk about it Sometimes we spell it out It's just an S Just an E Just an ex, calling up in the middle of the night Sometimes it's wrong, sometimes it's right Even at it's worse, it's still the best Goes good with a record Goes good with the rain If you can't get it, you can't get it off your brain It'll break your heart Yeah, it'll start some gossip In a one-horse-too-small-town It'll keep you in the closet It turns love into drama It turns girls into mamas Yeah, that first time won't ever let you forget Wouldn't be here without it We don't like to talk about it And sometimes we spell it out It's just an S Just an E Just an ex, calling up in the middle of the night Sometimes it's wrong, sometimes it's right Even at it's worse, it's still the best ♪ Gets you drunker than the whiskey It ain't always 50-50 Ah, but they ain't made nothing quite like it yet Yeah, sometimes it's in a hurry Some people think it's dirty But it comes off kinda flirty in a text Yeah, x's and o's and birds and bees I don't know much, but if you ask me Even at its worst, it's still the best It's still the best It'll take you to a bar It'll take you to the moon