Five hours of football one afternoon Three nights of poker dragging in past two Four years of trying to make it last Even a fool could do the math No woman is gonna hang around For some man who can't figure it out Do the numbers, it all adds up to No woman, no woman for you One of seven boxes, one Uhall truck Three brawny men a'loading it up One thousand "I'm sorry's" ten minutes too late One fed up girl on the interstate No woman is gonna hang around For some man who can't figure it out Do the numbers, it all adds up to No woman, no woman for you [Instrumental Interlude] Congratulations Einstein Look at what you've done You've solved the equation For two minus one No woman is gonna hang around For some man who can't figure it out Do the numbers, it all adds up to No woman, no woman for you No woman, no woman for you