Well, I've got creatures, living in my house y'all Very messy, yeah they're getting me down A salamander nibbling at the food on my plate And his friend Mr. lizard, Talks about the folks he don't appreciate Well there's the crickets Coming out at night and messing with my stereo They's a monkey prowlin' around my cookie looking for a Oreo Who's that sittin' on my back porch drinking a Michelob Yes a striped coon sitting in my closet chewing on my bathrobe Well, I've got creatures, living in my house y'all I don't despise them, but I'm just tired of it all Hippopotamus just sitting in the bathtub reading my books And a walrus in the stairway, is always giving me, the funniest looks I got spiders in my nose I got gators hanging and biting on my toes The exterminator man he got so scared that he froze For all i been down ain't the same road i chose I got creatures in my house But that's all right They all right