Some people change their mind and get a change of heart
So if I'm just changing channels she don't take it to heart
Her entertainment center's just so state of the art
I just want to watch tv
She goes to work, my friends all come to the house
She's got a flat screen tv and a comfortable couch
Don't get me wrong that's not what love is about
I just want to watch tv
Chorus: Who's got a lighter for my smoke? Who lend me money when I'm broke? Who let me kick it on the couch all day? Yeah she's got cable
See, I'm that type of a guy that can't save a cent
I have to rob my landlord so I can pay my rent
I'm so broke, all my money, it just came and went
I just want to watch tv
I don't keep up on any current events
Cause when I try to watch the news I feel hurt and depressed
I don't vote cause it's way too much work to get dressed
I just want to watch tv
Chorus
She's got surround sound speakers and a satellite dish
So man the only time I get up is the bathroom to piss
I had a couple good girls but never had it like this
I just want to watch tv
She's got 400 channels on remote control
So when she's coming home from work, she knows I'm always home
Chillin on the couch cause man I'm always stoned
I just want my mtv
Chorus