(Alexander/naydock) When I die, call this number Unencumber yourself from the details The whole thing's bought and paid for The box, the viewing and one more ride Bought a plot by some azaleas They never fail to impress in the brochure See me off at sunset I hope it's glorious outside I am thinking in ways That I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before Of course the breakfast will be dinner Your choice of a couple of entrees You'll meet some real characters Some even I haven't seen in a while I am thinking in ways I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before I need you to distribute Everything that I have written down here They are bits and pieces Of all who made me what I am Drink a few, get to know them Don't forget to tip your waitress Through them you'll know me better And life is really worth a damn I am thinking in ways I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before