Hypocrisy as it oughta be, That's called good business Sometimes it really bothers me How I got in this Took this job a-thinkin' I'd be movin' up some day Been too busy drinkin' To be carin' either way The wife she ain't been workin' 'Cause her time is growing near But the IRS ain't takin' No sabbaticals this year Working on commission Against weekly guarantees This soldier's on a mission But it ain't for charity CHORUS Give me just one moment with The wheel between my hands Just one moment, I'll make you understand Don't confuse all the games you lose With failing as a man Just one moment, I'll show you who I am Went in to see the boss man To ask him for a raise Never did quite understand All the reasons that he gave His 8" X 10" of Jesus Had turned it's back to me I guess mortal man can't comprehend That dense morality So I bought my wife some roses And I tied them with a bow Called the boss up at 3 AM And I told him where to go Now we're driving down the highway Back to where we first began With me back in the driver's seat And her holding my hand CHORUS