Well, so my uncle used to take me out to bar As back when, thinking I was ten years old And uh, I couldn't drink, so I So I think I just send an excuse for him to sit And talk at me for a couple of hours while he drank This is a one night's conversation with my Uncle Charlie ♪ Put the keg on my coffin And think of me every so often Have a losers' day parade for all my friends Drink up life like a river 'Til the pizza man delivers Smile and know I loved you 'til the end Well, here's what you do when my time comes to pass Well, Charlie told me through the reflection in his glass Don't waste time praying 'cause I'm never coming back Just throw a party in my name Put the keg on my coffin And think of me every so often Have a losers' day parade for all my friends Drink up life like a river 'Til the pizza man delivers Smile and know I loved you 'til the end Well, here's what you'll write on the stone over my grave His friends were earned, and not a penny saved Don't waste time crying 'cause you too are on your way To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky ♪ Here's what you'll write on the stone over my grave His friends were earned, and not a penny saved Don't waste time crying 'cause you too are on your way To meet me at the pawn shop in the sky Put the keg on my coffin And think of me every so often Have a losers' day parade for all my friends Drink up life like a river 'Til the pizza man delivers Smile and know I loved you 'til the end Smile and know I loved you 'til the end Smile and know I loved you 'til the end Thank you