One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl, Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is Alice, I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get pants to wear Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my mom won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy If I say I am, I get it ♪ I wanna play baseball on the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my blood Wanna come home all covered in mud My name is Alice, I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get pants to wear Spend ages taking curlers out of my hair I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my mom won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy If I say I am, I get it ♪ I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my mom won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy