I stuck lipstick on.
My face is like a loaded gun.
I'm a stirred, not a shaken lady.
As I walk up from my car,
I notice that the lights are off.
The party must have started without me.
Well I can't seem to find my invite,
It must have gotten lost in the post.
Now I see that you've been busy,
Pulling off her clothes.
Red jeans, disbelieve,
You thought you'd get away with it.
Don't underestimate me.
No need for introductions,
She and I got a thing in common.
He's standing in the spotlight, naked.
The excuses started flying;
Baby, it's not what you think.
Honey, my eyesight is twenty twenty,
And all I see are sheets and skin.
Well, I came here to crash a party.
All I want is to see you're sorry,
For treating me like Miss Nobody.
I came here to crash a party.
To see your lies in all their glory.
Now I can leave and miss nobody.
Miss nobody.
No party atmosphere,
Scented candles, where's the beer?
Don't look like a bros night in, baby.
What you thought of me, you thought wrong,
I'm so much than the colour blonde,
But be my guest and try brunette if you please.
I came here to crash a party.
All I want is to see you're sorry,
For treating me like Miss Nobody
I came here to crash a party.
To see your lies in all their glory,
Now I can leave and miss nobody.
Oh I won't waste my time moving on,
I'm already gone, I'm done.
Don't come crawling back,
When she highlights her hair to look like me.
I came here to crash a party.
All I want is to see you're sorry,
For treating me like Miss Nobody.
Mmhm,
I came here to crash a party.
To see your lies in all their glory.
Now I can leave and miss nobody.
Whoah,
I came here to crash a party.
All I want is to see you're sorry,
For treating me like Miss Nobody.
Yeah-eh-eh,
I came here to crash a party.
To see your lies in all their glory.
Now I can leave and miss nobody.
Miss nobody.