You begged me to come to your party But I don't hear a word that you say You can squeeze me and tease me Appease me and please me But I don't want to be gay You say I'll be glad when I get there That you'll show me a new way to play You can hustle me and bustle me And fuss me and muscle me But I don't want to be gay You can try anything that you want with me But you're not gonna change my lifestyle You can fluff me, rebuff me and wrestle me But you ain't gonna tear the spine You're trying to get what you want from me But I'm just gonna do it my way You can tug me and bug me And plug me and juggle me But I don't wanna be gay.