Seventeen, a beauty queen She made a ride that caused a scene In the town Her long blonde hair Hangin' down around her knees All the cats who dig striptease Prayin' for a little breeze Her long blonde hair Falling down across her arms Hiding all the lady's charms Lady Godiva She found fame and made her name A hollywood director came into town And said to her "How'd you like to be a star?" "You're a girl that could go far" "'specially dressed the way you are" She smiled at him Gave her pretty head a shake That was Lady G's mistake A-hey-hey-hey Lady Godiva He directs certificate 'X' And people now are craning their necks To see her 'Cause she's a star One that everybody knows Finished with the striptease shows Now she can't afford her clothes Her long blonde hair Lyin' on the barber's floor Doesn't need it long anymore Lady Godiva