When first I came to Reno I was kicked at cussed at ego busted Shaggy dusty maladjusted Looking for an open door to get in off the street I wound up being pushed into A businessman's convention luncheon Torn and tattered briefcaes battered Got out just before they branded beatnik on my feet It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A Escaping down an alley I was Sickened chicken panic stricken Turned and seen a sports arena Ran into a snarling mob of roller derby fans Reception there was less than warm With knuckles teeth and hairy arms I fell into the first motel And closed the door and hid myself below the TV stand It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A The maid came by for room inspection Throwing trays in my direction Sanitized for my protection I jumped out the window, ran into a grocery store I didn't have a shopping list They thought I was a communist Who fluoridated frozen fish They put me in a chafing dish and rolled me out the door It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A I made it just in time to get A ticket on a super jet As everyone was making bets On just how long the plane would fly before it took a dive Reno has a law forbidding Bums to look at married women Tuxes must be worn to swim in If you're there with shaggy hair you may not leave alive It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day In Reno funtown U S A In Reno funtown U S A