Do not disturb my dog on the porch If you are lost then you best get a horse Do not disturb my goat in the mud Else he'll blame you for causing the flood I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too Do not disturb the lint on my coat Else I'll throw garbage all over your road Do not disturb the beers in my head Else I'll let skunks in the door of your shed I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too I know that you do get Nice and loose 'cause we do too Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee