It? s a doll completely made of socks It? s a cover for a tissue box It? s a clothespin duck and a Fun Fur cat And a crazy yarn and beer can hat Earth to Grandma What the hell is that? It a painted rock with goggle eyes It? s a matchstick cross where Jesus died It? s a plaque that says,? I heart my home? It? s toothpicks, felt, and Styrofoam Earth to Grandma What the hell is that?