Bless me Jesus buddy i have sinned Whatever does the trick Odds are even that i'll fall again So you better make it stick What the psychic on the TV said It kind of makes you think I can tell you where your mood ring is You left it on the sink They were walking down crawdad creek Found a baby in a jar Tried their best to make it spring a leak But they couldn't throw a rock 'at far I don't remember where the blind girl was When she foretold the quake I couldn't tell you what a king snake does Because i'm not a snake Bless me jesus buddy i have sinned