Poor old john carradine Before he met his maker He got to play a part That stands the test of time Shouting he held aloft The miracle elixir The townspeople ran him off And the sunlight took his eyes If you ever gave a damn for Sunny Jim I'm sure you must remember him Fresh out of paper plates Guess i'll do the dishes Instead of washing off Only one plate at a time Big evening up ahead Wide array of choices Bladerunner, robocop, Or the bride of frankenstein If you ever gave a damn for Sunny Jim I'm sure you must remember him Dead soldiers line the road Along the coffee table Bladerunner's at the part Where Rutger Hauer dies I don't know anything Why do i pretend to If i did i'd be the one Who's living with you now If you ever gave a damn for Sunny Jim I'm sure you must remember him