Talking shit for three days straight
Almost too good to resist
I had a fling with your old roommate
She pretended i didn't exist
But all the gays we know each other
And all the trannys even more
Knots closing 'round the smallest circles
Cuz all is fair in love and war
Talking shit till two AM
Cheated on while drinking vodka
Jealousy and competition
Speaking up and spurring drama
We were both there at that party
Trying to not be destroyed
Making our own little lists
Of all the dykes we should avoid
The one who gaslit you to pieces
The one who left you felling numb
The one who blamed you for their problems
Or the one who couldn't make you cum
See, all the gays we know each other
And all the trannys even more
Knots closing 'round the smallest circles
Cuz all is fair in love and war
All the gays, we know each other
And all the trannys even more
Knots close around the smallest circles
Cuz all is fair in love and war
Yeah, all is fair in love and war
See, all is fair in love and war