If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D
He'll examine those bodies front and back
And deduce, "It was probably an animal attack"
But he won't say what kind of animal it was
No, he'll be all vague and that's because
He knows that the consequences would be very dire
If authorities learned these deaths were caused by werewolves and vampires
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He's a great doctor, he's real nice
Humans blood does not entice him
He's a vampire, but you need not fear
He only drinks the blood of deer
He keeps a low profile so as not to attract a crowd
And he keeps his kids back home from school if the sun's not covered with clouds
If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D
If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D
If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D
If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D