Went out last night
To drown a week of work
And find a hell of a time
It felt like it'd been forever
Since liquor and my liver
Got to spend some time together
Hazy kinda crazy
Over the top, maybe
But if I know me
I was quite the sight to see
There was beer and margaritas
Whiskey and Tequila
Fireball flowin' like a waterfall
Lost my wallet, lost my phone
Heard I took a cabbie home
I didn't know they
Come out this far
Safe to say I drank my way
Right out of that funk
Yeah you know you had a good night
When you wake up drunk
Since when did I think
It'd be a good idea
To buy the bar a round of drinks
My friends are rubbin' it in
Laughin' about the drunk text
I sent my ex-girlfriend
It was a hazy kinda crazy
Over the top maybe
And they keep tellin' me
I was quite the sight to see
All the beer and margaritas
Whiskey and Tequila
Fireball flowing' like a waterfall
Lost my wallet, lost my phone
Heard I took a cabbie home
I didn't know they came out this far
Safe to say I drank my way
Right out of that funk
You know you had a good time
When you wake up drunk
There was beer and margaritas
(Beer and margaritas)
There was Whiskey and Tequila
(Whiskey and Tequila)
There was beer and margaritas
Whiskey and Tequila
Fireball flowing' like a waterfall
Lost my wallet, lost my phone
Heard I took a cabbie home
I didn't know they came out this far
Safe to say I drank my way
Right out this funk
And you know you had a good time
When it calls for rewind
Time to say goodbye
When you wake up drunk