I am the legend No comparison Past and present Kind and impassioned and compassionate, way past pleasant No offense in the flesh in effect Beneficent Made it to the farmers market Grew up the from the farting armpit Word I made it out the heart of darkness to the rent controlled apartment My dogs be barking from so much walkin on water In defiance of those tryna make the giant more shorter I come out smiling if you put me in a corner Till such course become the norm, you're getting warmer Metalurge a nickel to a Buffalo quarter Skipping across the Canada and Buffalo border The only way To become a Jedi knight is have a Jedi day A nice streak of those 'fore you decompose I know that feeding souls is not in vogue that's why I speak in code God only knows The usefulness of things to which I stand opposed The reason that I don't be eating animals And rep what matters most That you will not be reading in The Post So children start believing in adults I am open to suggestions The leading cause of cancer is to answer stupid questions It's God that understand the plan that I'm destined Being off the gram make me all clandestine And out of the loop No wonder I'm never jumpy or jumping through hoops I just watched Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon it was way cool Shout to universal truths I knew in grade school Not the type to make a mountain out of a mole hill But am the type to make an ocean out of a wade pool That was today's jewel Horses and donkeys fall in love and they make mules and whinnies I'm about spreading love and so I make rounds of towns and cities Fist bump adults and kiddies And stand up for pups and kitties Been to the puppet show and seen the strings But can't talk people into things Try as I might So I'll just be there for them They're going to do what they like Some people seem to think that I am out of my mind But I do not mind the stares Some people tell me that I am ahead of my time But the time is not mine it's theirs My niece made fun of me about my old phone Made me recognize the situation's full blown Hardly been a year since she had got one of her own She was barely old enough to leave her home alone This is how I moan and groan To console from counting clones till cows come home Society is a facade That take advantage of people who don't believe in God That only birth em to work em until they breathing hard But this is just the undercard Me, I'm more into being spoiled than in soiling my undergarments