Spend most of my time, down in south caroline,
Dancin' and drinkn' soco with lime, and i met a girl, black hair n
Curls, a mexican cutie every mans dream
I was spinnin from cuervo worse than a texas tornado,
No mas tequila im not feeln muy bueno, i drove down the I-5
From oakland down to san diego,
When i got to the border i said adios amigo
I got no dinero, before the next rodeo,
And just the tale of a modern day
Povre vaquero, so i went to the beach, i
Mixed me up a drink, woke up two days later passed out in the street
I was spinnin from cuervo worse than a texas tornado,
No mas tequila im not feeln muy bueno, i drove down the I-5
From oakland down to san diego,
When i got to the border i said adios amigo
I couldn't make bale, i got locked up in some jail,
I was sharin' the cell with a crazy loud mouth of latino, been
Up for some days, strung out on cocaine,
I was feeln' no pain when them federales finally came
Well i was spinnin from cuervo worse than a texas
Tornado, no mas tequila im not feeln muy bueno, i drove down the
I-5 from oakland down to san diego,
When i got to the border i said adios amigo